Storybuilding for Derivative Souls (Part the First)

Okay, so this is such another AU that I really didn't need, but I was hoping to get something done before they close out the flashfic posting window... Whether the Muses shall favor me tonight more or less depends on how long I can stay awake. *dozes*

Okay, so breaking it down, ( Rambling spoilers follow hereafter... )

Snarky rant about SGA: Sunday (spoilers)

And yes, I didn't download and watch it before, I wanted to see it on TV, so sue me. ^_~ *she says as she lags behind the rest of fandom by months*

( spoiler, spoiler, spoiler )